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3:14-4:50 GERS COES
CliK PiK (Long Range Adv Tech)
GERS Patented Tech-MSNBC
Feedstock Conditioning!
Chairman, President & Chief Executive Officer, 37
So who will benefit from this relationship? Stay tuned to find out!
Project Manager, 2006-08 Greenshift Ethanol Conf Attendee, Alparetta, GA - About 28 years old
Rachael is a 1994 Graduate of Lakeside, a private Prep school in Seattle, WA. Rachael is a graduate of The University of the South, with a cum laude bachelor's degree in biological psychology and minors in fine arts and philosophy. One time IBM site designer, worked on Macy's e-commerce site and the redesign of the NYSE site. Founder of Kissykat and Candent Corp. As of March 31, 2008, the Company (GERS) owed Candent Corporation $757,853 (the "Candent Note"). The former president of Candent is the wife of the Company's chairman. All of the issued and outstanding capital stock held by Candent is in trust for the benefit of its former president. The note payable to Candent shall bear interest at a rate of 10% per year and matures November 8, 2010. (P. 21 1st Quarter)
I am the SkunKhunter. I hunt down SkunK stocks. Those are stocks that have been beat down past any reasonable justification. I try to ride the stock up as market forces eventually right the ship of PPS. A SkunK is not a herd animal. He is a scavenger who knows that arriving before the herd means big profits and clean shoes. This is the journey of the GreenShift Corporation. Updated weekly between COB Friday and Sunday evening. (Disclaimers on Bottom of Site)
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3:14-4:50 GERS COES
co2 Bioreactor
CliK PiK (Long Range Adv Tech)
GERS Leadership
Flash Desiccate
GERS Patented Tech-MSNBC
Tornado Generator
Feedstock Conditioning!
Kevin Kreisler
Chairman, President & Chief Executive Officer, 37
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Time Line for Patents
- 17 Aug 2004 Clean Tech filed first COES Provisional Patent Application “050”
- 2004 Inventors Disclosed Technology to ICM. ICM executed Confidentiality Agreement. ICM purchases two authorized COES.p3
- June 2005: Westfalia is still "developing" COES technology while ICM is finally installing the two COES bought from the Inventors the year before
- 2005 The Inventors invited Ethanol manufacturers to symposium to hear about COES – 30% attended.(SkunK's idea on which one)
- 5 May 2005 Clean Tech filed first COES Non-Provisional Patent Application “859”
- 23 Feb 2006 '858 patent publication date.
- 23 Feb 2006 '729 publication date
- 6 May 2009 GERS receives Notice of Allowance for first Patents
- U.S. Patent 7,601,858 issued 13 Oct 2009
- U.S. Patent 7,608,729 issued 27 Oct 2009
- 16 Feb 2010 Notice Of Allowance Issued For Third GreenShift Corn Oil Extraction Patent
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CHAIRMAN of the GERS BOARD
Mr Kevin Kreisler maintains his GERS stock through his holding company: Viridis Capital, LLC. Mr. Kreisler is a graduate of Rutgers University College of Engineering (B.S., Civil and Environmental Engineering, 1994), Rutgers University Graduate School of Management (M.B.A., 1995), and Rutgers University School of Law (J.D., 1997). Served as the Company’s vice president from 1998 to 2000, president from 2000 to 2002, chief executive officer from 2002 to 2005 and has served as the Company’s chairman from 2005 to the present. Admitted to practice law in New Jersey and the United States District Court for the District of New Jersey. Kevin Kreisler is the sole owner of Viridis Capital LLC; GreenSpace Capital, LLC; Incandent Capital, L.L.C. Mr. Kevin Kreisler is about 37 years old.
"Roots" of Greenshift
- Greenshift Corp - until present
- GS Clean Tech Corp - until 2-2008 - 1-50 Reverse Split 12Dec2007
- VERIDIUM CORP until 7-2006
- KBF Pollution Management Inc from 3-1996 until 10-2003 - 1-20 Reverse Split 21Oct03
- KBF Pollution Control Inc 1984-1996
- Kreisler Bags - then - Kreisler Bags and Filtration 1979-1984 (hence "KBF" above)
Technicians and Magicians Behind the Curtain
David Fred Cantrell - Graduate of the University of Georgia where he received a Masters Degree in Poultry Science and Statistics. Co-inventor of COE technology with Dave Winsness. Started: Cantrell Winsness Technologies LLC. Next: CEO of Mean Green Biodiesel. Works out of One Penn Plaza, NY?
Dan Lester - Project Manager, GS CleanTech. Past: Warnecke Design Engineer 2004-2007; Imagetech Inc. Engineer 2001-2004. Education: Devry University EET, Electronics Engineering, 1998 — 2001
Patrick Bush - GreenShift’s Vice President of Biodiesel Technology
Dan Page - Attended 2008 Ethanol Conference for Greenshift Corp from Alpharetta, GA.
Dan Saltzman - Controller Greenshift Corporation
Past: 2001 — 2004 Assistant Controller, New York Mortgage;
1989 — 2000 Assistant Vice President Financial Reporting, Scudder; 1984 — 1997 Bucknell University
Jacqueline Flynn - Controller of GreenShift Corporation since 2006. She is the Chief Financial Officer (CFO) and Chief Accounting Officer for ESYM/ADRN. She is also the CFO for CICS. She has twenty years experience in financial accounting for both public and private companies.
Mary J. Carroll - Worked in GreenShift Administration since at least December of 2003. Presently GreenShift Vice President of Administration.
John W. Davis - John "Whit" Davis, has a B.S. in Civil Engineering from the U.S. Coast Guard Academy and an M.B.A from Boston University. GS CleanTech's new Vice President of Operations (as of PR 22 Jan '07), has a broad base of diversified management, engineering, operational and business development experience. Mr. Davis led the deployment of GS CleanTech's existing Corn Oil Extraction System installations at Little Sioux Corn Processors and Glacial Lakes Energy. Most recently in his career, Mr. Davis was the technical director for special projects at Vortex Dehydration Technology, where he led product design, development and implementation for many applications of the technologies underlying GS CleanTech's Tornado Generator[TM]. Mr. Davis holds the rank of Lt. Commander as a reservist with the U.S. Coast Guard. (One of four original COES Inventors.)
Dan Lester - Project Manager, GS CleanTech. Past: Warnecke Design Engineer 2004-2007; Imagetech Inc. Engineer 2001-2004. Education: Devry University EET, Electronics Engineering, 1998 — 2001
Patrick Bush - GreenShift’s Vice President of Biodiesel Technology
Dan Page - Attended 2008 Ethanol Conference for Greenshift Corp from Alpharetta, GA.
Dan Saltzman - Controller Greenshift Corporation
Past: 2001 — 2004 Assistant Controller, New York Mortgage;
1989 — 2000 Assistant Vice President Financial Reporting, Scudder; 1984 — 1997 Bucknell University
Jacqueline Flynn - Controller of GreenShift Corporation since 2006. She is the Chief Financial Officer (CFO) and Chief Accounting Officer for ESYM/ADRN. She is also the CFO for CICS. She has twenty years experience in financial accounting for both public and private companies.
Mary J. Carroll - Worked in GreenShift Administration since at least December of 2003. Presently GreenShift Vice President of Administration.
John W. Davis - John "Whit" Davis, has a B.S. in Civil Engineering from the U.S. Coast Guard Academy and an M.B.A from Boston University. GS CleanTech's new Vice President of Operations (as of PR 22 Jan '07), has a broad base of diversified management, engineering, operational and business development experience. Mr. Davis led the deployment of GS CleanTech's existing Corn Oil Extraction System installations at Little Sioux Corn Processors and Glacial Lakes Energy. Most recently in his career, Mr. Davis was the technical director for special projects at Vortex Dehydration Technology, where he led product design, development and implementation for many applications of the technologies underlying GS CleanTech's Tornado Generator[TM]. Mr. Davis holds the rank of Lt. Commander as a reservist with the U.S. Coast Guard. (One of four original COES Inventors.)
Christopher Kennedy
Project Manager, 2006-08 Greenshift Ethanol Conf Attendee, Alparetta, GA - About 28 years old
Public History of the Keisler Family
The lovely Mrs. Rachael Kreisler
Rachael is a 1994 Graduate of Lakeside, a private Prep school in Seattle, WA. Rachael is a graduate of The University of the South, with a cum laude bachelor's degree in biological psychology and minors in fine arts and philosophy. One time IBM site designer, worked on Macy's e-commerce site and the redesign of the NYSE site. Founder of Kissykat and Candent Corp. As of March 31, 2008, the Company (GERS) owed Candent Corporation $757,853 (the "Candent Note"). The former president of Candent is the wife of the Company's chairman. All of the issued and outstanding capital stock held by Candent is in trust for the benefit of its former president. The note payable to Candent shall bear interest at a rate of 10% per year and matures November 8, 2010. (P. 21 1st Quarter)
Kreisler Family Involved in GERS
Lawrence M. Kreisler - Lawrence is the sole owner of Serenity Capital, LLC. Built Kreisler Bags, then Kreisler Bags and Filters, then KBF Pollution Control Inc., then KBF Pollution Management Inc. After 1-20 R/S Sept2003 company was taken over by Veridium Corp in Oct2003, controlled by son Kevin. Resigned, effective December 31, 2003, as an officer and director of Veridium Corporation. Continued to work at Veridium's Paterson, New Jersey based recycling facility, that was designed on recycling technologies he invented. His employment was terminated in July 2004 due to irreconcilable philosophical differences in how to best operate and grow that facility. Bronze Parachute included: 100 percent of his salary of $150,000 through December 31, 2004 and 50 percent of his salary through December 31, 2006. Medical benefits until the age of 65. Lawrence is about 61 years old.
Scott Kreisler - Scott is the sole owner of Cyrus Capital, LLC. Brother of Kevin Kreisler, listed as a Beneficial Owner of Veridium Corporation on 4/2/2002 SEC filings. The 2005 annual report also says: "During 2005, Scott Kreisler, brother of Kevin Kreisler, received salaries of $72,700. Scott Kreisler no longer works for the Company." In February 2006, Cyrus Capital, LLC, purchased from GCS Investments $500,000 in convertible debt issuedby GS Clean Tech. During the period ended March 31, 2006, Cyrus effected conversions totaling $280,000, corresponding to 14,000,000 shares of the Company's common stock. During the second quarter 2006 Cyrus effected additional conversions totaling $120,000 into a total of 6,000,000 shares of the Company's common stock.
Kathi A. Kreisler From a 3/30/2001 filing: Kathi Kreisler is a Co-founder of VERIDIUM CORPORATION and served as its President from 1984 through December 1994. She has been a director since March 1984. In January 1995, Ms. Kreisler became vice president, secretary and treasurer of Veridium Corporation. From 1979 to 1984, Ms. Kreisler was a principal in Kreisler Bags and Filtration, Inc., which name was subsequently changed to KBF Pollution Management, Inc. Ms. Kreisler is the wife of Lawrence Kreisler and is the mother of Kevin and Scott Kreisler. During 2005, Kathi Kreisler received salaries of $33,750. During December of 2005, Kathi Kreisler received 3,806,811 shares of the Company's common stock as a settlement of all severance liabilities.
MIF During the first quarter 2008, Minority Interest Fund (II), LLC ("MIF") acquired the Kerns $1,000,000 Debenture. In February 2008, MIF subsequently fully converted this debenture at the rate of $0.16 per share into 6,875,000 shares of Company common stock. The managing member of MIF is a relative of Kevin Kreisler. (p. 23 1st Qtr Rpt)
Scott Kreisler - Scott is the sole owner of Cyrus Capital, LLC. Brother of Kevin Kreisler, listed as a Beneficial Owner of Veridium Corporation on 4/2/2002 SEC filings. The 2005 annual report also says: "During 2005, Scott Kreisler, brother of Kevin Kreisler, received salaries of $72,700. Scott Kreisler no longer works for the Company." In February 2006, Cyrus Capital, LLC, purchased from GCS Investments $500,000 in convertible debt issuedby GS Clean Tech. During the period ended March 31, 2006, Cyrus effected conversions totaling $280,000, corresponding to 14,000,000 shares of the Company's common stock. During the second quarter 2006 Cyrus effected additional conversions totaling $120,000 into a total of 6,000,000 shares of the Company's common stock.
Kathi A. Kreisler From a 3/30/2001 filing: Kathi Kreisler is a Co-founder of VERIDIUM CORPORATION and served as its President from 1984 through December 1994. She has been a director since March 1984. In January 1995, Ms. Kreisler became vice president, secretary and treasurer of Veridium Corporation. From 1979 to 1984, Ms. Kreisler was a principal in Kreisler Bags and Filtration, Inc., which name was subsequently changed to KBF Pollution Management, Inc. Ms. Kreisler is the wife of Lawrence Kreisler and is the mother of Kevin and Scott Kreisler. During 2005, Kathi Kreisler received salaries of $33,750. During December of 2005, Kathi Kreisler received 3,806,811 shares of the Company's common stock as a settlement of all severance liabilities.
MIF During the first quarter 2008, Minority Interest Fund (II), LLC ("MIF") acquired the Kerns $1,000,000 Debenture. In February 2008, MIF subsequently fully converted this debenture at the rate of $0.16 per share into 6,875,000 shares of Company common stock. The managing member of MIF is a relative of Kevin Kreisler. (p. 23 1st Qtr Rpt)
The SkunK on the Big Picture Stuff
Capitalism
"This system is not bad, it is just how things have worked in every functional society since time began. Someone provides a good or service in exchange for receiving a good or service. Money just facilitates making change and keeping score."
Socialism
"A system where more goods and services are provided to those who provide less goods and services." Leads to less goods and services.
Communism
"Where the link to producing goods and services and receiving goods and services is severed. Outdated, shabby or no production follows. Leads in time to a robust Free Enterprise system - starting with a black market."
"This system is not bad, it is just how things have worked in every functional society since time began. Someone provides a good or service in exchange for receiving a good or service. Money just facilitates making change and keeping score."
Socialism
"A system where more goods and services are provided to those who provide less goods and services." Leads to less goods and services.
Communism
"Where the link to producing goods and services and receiving goods and services is severed. Outdated, shabby or no production follows. Leads in time to a robust Free Enterprise system - starting with a black market."
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Disclaimer
**Traditional SkunK Disclaimer.
Note: I am a shareholder - I do not work for, nor do I receive any direct or indirect payment from GERS or anyone associated with them. (But it would be Kapitalist Kool if I did) I will not intentionally mislead - but I can be wrong (ask Mrs. SkunK for specific frequencies) - so do your own due diligence - and take responsibility for your own financial decisions – (and your own life in general) good or bad. I do not give financial advice - I let you look at my dd as I try to make sense of it all and make MY decisions. Make your own! I have been rightfully accused of being a rather cheery, positive individual who laughs at every opportunity. These tendencies may cause me to overlook deficiencies in this stock that are painfully obvious to others. Celebrate today - and some good garage logic luck to ya.
SkunK
(Blogger formerly know as Skunk)
Disclaimer for those who need additional clarification. . .
My beliefs and the financial strategies discussed on this site are not to be used without proper financial analysis of your personal situation. Better yet, you do not have my permission to use them at all. I strongly suggest you seek help of a financial advisor or, even better, a Certified Financial Planner in order to assist you in any financial planning. I am not selling or advising you to buy any financial products. I am not selling or advising you to buy this stock or any other stock! I am just blogging about one of my favourite subjects! This is a hobby for me and should only be entertainment for you. You may analyse my opinions and determine if they suit you or not. I hope that your personal finance path to your goals will be covered with success and profit. Enjoy your reading.
Additional Disclaimer for the real knukleheads . . . .
Look, if your still reading this disclaimer and haven't figured out my name is SkunK and I don't know nothin' then you really need help. If you still want to blindly go out and do whatever some dude on the internet does then I can't help you. If you are not emotionally secure enough to suffer another's opinion - then turn the dang channel. Quickly seek a mental health professional! I am not one of them either!
Still do not understand? This is for the Lawyers (lol)
DISCLAIMER: The author is not a registered stockbroker nor a registered advisor and does not give investment advice. His comments are an expression of opinion only and should not be construed in any manner whatsoever as recommendations to buy or sell a stock, option, future, bond, commodity, index or any other financial instrument at any time. While he believes his statements to be true, they always depend on the reliability of his sources. The author recommends that you consult with a qualified investment advisor, one licensed by appropriate regulatory agencies in your legal jurisdiction, before making any investment decisions, and that you confirm the facts on your own before making important investment commitments.
Note: I am a shareholder - I do not work for, nor do I receive any direct or indirect payment from GERS or anyone associated with them. (But it would be Kapitalist Kool if I did) I will not intentionally mislead - but I can be wrong (ask Mrs. SkunK for specific frequencies) - so do your own due diligence - and take responsibility for your own financial decisions – (and your own life in general) good or bad. I do not give financial advice - I let you look at my dd as I try to make sense of it all and make MY decisions. Make your own! I have been rightfully accused of being a rather cheery, positive individual who laughs at every opportunity. These tendencies may cause me to overlook deficiencies in this stock that are painfully obvious to others. Celebrate today - and some good garage logic luck to ya.
SkunK
(Blogger formerly know as Skunk)
Disclaimer for those who need additional clarification. . .
My beliefs and the financial strategies discussed on this site are not to be used without proper financial analysis of your personal situation. Better yet, you do not have my permission to use them at all. I strongly suggest you seek help of a financial advisor or, even better, a Certified Financial Planner in order to assist you in any financial planning. I am not selling or advising you to buy any financial products. I am not selling or advising you to buy this stock or any other stock! I am just blogging about one of my favourite subjects! This is a hobby for me and should only be entertainment for you. You may analyse my opinions and determine if they suit you or not. I hope that your personal finance path to your goals will be covered with success and profit. Enjoy your reading.
Additional Disclaimer for the real knukleheads . . . .
Look, if your still reading this disclaimer and haven't figured out my name is SkunK and I don't know nothin' then you really need help. If you still want to blindly go out and do whatever some dude on the internet does then I can't help you. If you are not emotionally secure enough to suffer another's opinion - then turn the dang channel. Quickly seek a mental health professional! I am not one of them either!
Still do not understand? This is for the Lawyers (lol)
DISCLAIMER: The author is not a registered stockbroker nor a registered advisor and does not give investment advice. His comments are an expression of opinion only and should not be construed in any manner whatsoever as recommendations to buy or sell a stock, option, future, bond, commodity, index or any other financial instrument at any time. While he believes his statements to be true, they always depend on the reliability of his sources. The author recommends that you consult with a qualified investment advisor, one licensed by appropriate regulatory agencies in your legal jurisdiction, before making any investment decisions, and that you confirm the facts on your own before making important investment commitments.
When you're one step ahead of the crowd you're a genius. When you're two steps ahead, you're a crackpot.
--Rabbi Shlomo Riskin
First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.
-- Gandhi
Remember the only reason the herd is on the move is because they finally figured out the last place they rushed off to was wrong! -- SkunK
Git your dirty feet off the furniture! -- Mrs. SkunK
--Rabbi Shlomo Riskin
First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.
-- Gandhi
Remember the only reason the herd is on the move is because they finally figured out the last place they rushed off to was wrong! -- SkunK
Git your dirty feet off the furniture! -- Mrs. SkunK
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It just don't fit anywhere else!
SkunK's Public Library; Magazine Section
- June 2008 Bio-Diesel Mag - New Bio-Diesel method that can use corn oil
- Marion (3rd COE) site and COE/Biodiesel
- Dr. Bayless explains Algae process he sold to Greenshift
- Our Algae slime is 94% starch and 6% oil
- and the super "algae" comes from Yellowstone
- Biodiesel Nov 2006 - The Matchmaker
- Forbes Dan Fisher Article
- Distillers Grain Quarterly - 2007 1st Quarter - "COE Opens New Markets"
168 comments:
it's always quite smart to tell the Court how to work efficient (side 3) ha,ha, ha... the judge will slap them with his gavel out of the courthouse... what a bunch of pricks
m2a
so what is being said...please translate, someone...
skunk means a lot of paper work being shuffled by the court but no rulings with any significance>
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The bad guys attorneys are generating extensive number of billable hours for their law firms. They are also consuming copious amounts of our money (through depositions etc.) that is badly needed elsewhere in the business, succeeding in executing the delaying tactic, and causing a great deal of frustration for GERS' principals and also distracting them from business pursuits. What more do you want them to do? Sounds like success to me.
When they lose the contract argument they will have to come right back to the infringment litigation.
What a waste of time.
(IMO)
You said it TIME.
Can't believe Nobody's bitch'n about a great day like today. Someone should wash, rinse & repeat his mouth out!
nobody. what did i tell you?? get out of your moms basement and get a job!
i think people should just change to diesel alleady. it only cost 20 cents a gallon to make for 180 gallons
i work at hy-vee. and when im out getting carts and i see a diesel. o yell, NICE DIESEL!:D ans they just smile back, and say thanks. diesel owners are just so happy because they dont have to pay for ridiculous over priced gas
we need more diesel plants. the more we expand the less itll cost!
MY UNCLE IS THE BEST!!!!!
!!!!!!!! CUMMINS, 24 VALVE, TURBO DIESEL !!!!!!!!!!!!! #DODGE RAM
if you cant STROKE IT, RAM IT!
obama sucks, hes the anti-christ
saw a f250 today, she was gorgeous n sounded sexy!!
nobody, we know you were employed by one of the companys that are getting sued by green shift. just get out of grandmas basement. thats your problem
GREENSHIFT RULES!!!!!!
ID RATHER BE CUMMIN THAN STROKEN!
my uncle is sick. i think his tem0eture is 420 degrees. is that HIGH or what???
Nobody: "i live at my moms house, in the basement" true story bro. thats a QUOTE!
YOU SAVE MONEY WITH A DIESEL. ITS A FACT
if you got a diesel truck or car. the only thing you will need to replace is the seats:))))
if you dont blow black, TAKE IT BACK!
IF IT DONT SMOKE, ITS A JOKE!!!
IF IT DONT BLOW SMOKE, IT MUST BE BROKE :)
choke on my smoke!
quit stroken, start cummin!
spark plugs are for pussys...
real trucks rattle!
WARNING. TAILGATERS WILL BE SMOKED
STROKER CHOKER
DODGE MAKES IT! CUMMINS SHAKES IT!:D
id rather be stroked than rammed!
driving down the highway in a diesel-
you see a car broken down on the side-
you laugh and say-
"it must be a gas!"
how much is gas now? what about diesel??
LETS GO TO THE CASINOOO!!!
I HATE SPARK PLUGS! YUCK!!!!1
TURBO DIESEL RAM, 2500
i got a Mercedes benz from 1985, and its a diesel. and it has 275,000 miles on it. and still runs :) and yes, i take it on the highway
i know id rather smell my trucks french fry, chicken, and burger exhaust over gasoline.....YUCK!
LETS MAKE SOME DIESEO AND GO TO THE CASINOOOO!!!
you can always tell the difference between a crap gas sound and how beautiful a diesel sounds
DIESEL>GAS
4 5 9 19 5 7
D E I S E L <3
LETS MAKE SOME DIESEL!!!!!:D
Rudolf Diesel originally designed the diesel engine to use coal dust as a fuel
Diesel fuel is produced from petroleum and from various other sources
Diesel-powered cars generally have a better fuel economy than equivalent gasoline engines and produce less greenhouse gas emission.
Biodiesel-powered diesel engines offer substantially improved emission reductions compared to petrodiesel or gasoline-powered engines, while retaining most of the fuel economy advantages over conventional gasoline-powered automobiles
The first diesel-powered flight of a fixed-wing aircraft took place on the evening of September 18, 1928, at the Packard Motor Company proving grounds at Utica, USA, with Captain Lionel M. Woolson and Walter Lees at the control
go diesel or go home!:)
TO NOBODY:
Once there was an old man named nobody sitting on a bench in the park crying. A younger man walked up to him and asked "What's wrong?" The old man replied "I am married to a sexy 21 year old woman who gives me two blowjobs a day and we have sex the minute I get home from work and right after dinner." The young man had a strange look on his face and asked "What's so bad about that? It sounds to me like you have a great sex life." The old man replied "I can't remember where I live!"
TO NOBODY:
nobody: i gotta strawberry stuck up my ass doc.
doctor: i've got some cream for that
TO NOBODY:
nobody was seen at Wal-Mart last weekend... He heard little boys' pants were half-off...
So two priests are flying with a planeload of Sunday school kids to the Vatican to meet the Pope. Halfway across the Atlantic the pilot tells them that the plane is going to crash and that there are only two parachutes. One priest turns to the other and says, “grab the chutes and we’ll jump!”
“What about Nobody?” Replies the other priest.
“Fuck nobody!” Yells the older priest.nobody says, “do you think we have time?”
TO NOBODY:
nobody: My mother smeared butter all over my knob earlier.
Now I can't open the fucking door...
TO NOBODY:
Teacher: NOBODY why did you bring your cat to school today?
NOBODY: (crying) I heard the postman tell My Mom.........
"when the kid goes to school im going to eat your pussy"
NOBODYS MOM: What's that smell?
NOBODY: I can't smell anything.
NOBODYS MOM: Neither can I, Get that fucking cooker on.
One night a policewoman pulls over NOBODY.
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you."
He replies "A COCK!."
IM SEEING MORE AND MORE DIESELS ON THE ROAD <3
WHO LIKES OZZY OSBOURNE?? I BET HIS CRAZY TRAIN WAS A DIESEL :D
whaat!
LIFT FOR GREEN SHIFT <3
CUMMINS DIESEL!
i cant wait to buy a diesel!
diesel is more efficient than gasoline, more safe, better mpg. and dont pollute the air creating greenhouse gases!
RAM
i cant wait to get my first diesel either!
my friend has a f350 diesel. im sooo jealous!
i wanted a gas at first. but just reading, seeing and hearing what diesels are all about just blows me away! i want a diesel!!!!!
I WENT FROM MITSUBISHI, TO DODGE RAMS LOL
lets invest in green shift everyone! it spiked 87% yesterday. lets keep it up!:)
diesel is the next generations gasoline! lets push it until it goes global and keep going even more!
we can save money for generations to come, its a fact! invest please!:)
this guy Nobody is a bully. he makes up credulous lies and tries to hurt folks feelings and it doesnt work! cuz we are diesel fans, this is our page!!!
one person disagreeing with millions of bloggers on here. its like obama for goodness sake!
Nobody is a great big fat phony!
i feel bad for nobody though. he lives in his moms basement and has no life or job. ouch!
lets buy a diesel!!
Buy a diesel
bi o diesel
LOL
i would bet your diesel would last even longer than you lol
dont get dragged into a scam. buy a ram! lol
nobody has no friends lol
i want to get some sponsors to help green shift. that would be awesome :)
lets make some green shift commercials!!
you know you got a diesel when you pull things for fun
you know you got a diesel when you offer to pull things for free
electric+40mpg=no power.
diesel+40mpg=400hsp.
which one will you choose to get out of snow?:D
isnt 40mpg higher than like 95% of all cars?? all diesels go 35 or 40mpg easy!
ya know that new Prius song on the commercial? well these are the lyrics to the new diesel commercial.
This is a car that loves to have fun
Mile after mile, to and from
Now there are four for all to use
Tell the neighbors, your friends, everyone the news.
Let's Hum Hum Hum Hum, Let's Hummm
A DIESEL for everyone.
Now there's a bigger one if you want more space*
A small one if the city's your place.
And even one you can ram it.
So hop on in and give one a spin.
Let's Hum Hum Hum Hum, Let's Hummm
A DIESEL for everyone!
i ;ove diesels they sound beautiful..
if its a big ass truck its most likely a diesel. what else can pull that much weight? a gasoline? lmaoooo
who needs spark plugs! not me! lol
you cummin will last longer than stroken
twin turbo diesel?
when i get my first diesel truck im just going to go off road whenever i want lol. a gas would just break down on me!!
NOBODY NEEDS TO BEAT IT!
whoever says diesels suck is just jealous that we have 40mpg and more power and speed while smelling like french fries:)
every time i pass a car i say "DIESEL BITCH!!!!!". whenever a diesel passes me i say "HELLO BROTHERIN!" lol
DODGE RAM 2500
you know any gas cars that have 275k miles? noooooo :)
SLAM IT AND RAM IT! :)
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setting: cold basement. flickering lights, nachoes all over the keyboard, HUGE fat guy sitting in a gammer chair with halo 3 on the other screen.
nobody: MOM GET ME SOME MORE NACHOS!!!!!!
-scratches his ass crack-
nobody: AND BRING ME MY POOP BUCKET!!!!
mommy: honey isnt it timed you moved out? me and your father are worried, your 41 years old.....
Nobody: no ma IM TO FAT!!!!! NOW GET ME MY NACHOS!!!!!!
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